For $15,995, buy a hideous WRX STi.

"Tohru" (tohrurokuno) 09/26/2014 at 13:21 • Filed to: None

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I found this at the Dodge dealership in Baraboo. It has 124k miles on it. What the fuck is with that weird paint design?

Dealership link.

Dsscats > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:25

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Jesus Christ. I hope they paid $3000 for that.

 V8 Rustler > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:25

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ACESandEIGHTS > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:27

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That design looks like ice crystals forming after a wet, cold night in the open. So... I guess exotic looking(?) Not overpriced in the least.

Textured Soy Protein > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:28

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I don't entirely hate the graphics on the hood.

The front lip, wheels, and goofy subwoofer box...no thanks.

EL_ULY > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:29

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akant > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:29

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It's camo bro, so you can be one with the rally stage bro. And you gotta have them chrome rims, so people can see you in the woods. Bro.

spanfucker retire bitch > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:30

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FUCK. YOU. PREVIOUS OWNER.

Tohru >  V8 Rustler 09/26/2014 at 13:31

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Those nasty wheels also have summer-only tires with about 5k miles left on them.

Tohru > spanfucker retire bitch 09/26/2014 at 13:33

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Window sticker said previously titled in both IL and WI.

Tohru > akant 09/26/2014 at 13:34

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THEN WHY ARE THE SUMMER TIRES NOT HOOSIERS BRO. NEVER GET GOOD TIMES WITHOUT HOOSIERS BRO.

Tohru > Textured Soy Protein 09/26/2014 at 13:35

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The front lip and foglight fillers are the same pattern as the hood. The hood scoop is white.

Tohru > Dsscats 09/26/2014 at 13:38

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It's about what I'd pay for it... from the dealership.

Textured Soy Protein > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 13:40

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I would remove the front lip entirely and go with plain silver foglight fillers. But the graphic on the hood is...interesting.

Tohru > Textured Soy Protein 09/26/2014 at 13:45

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After seeing it in person, this is what I would do to it:

- New headlights (the current ones are seriously fuckered).

- Remove front lip

- Factory foglights

- Steel wheels with hubcaps and snow tires (for winter), get a set of factory wheels for summer.

- Remove obnoxious subwoofer box

- Stock muffler instead of fart can

- Leave "cold air" intake to suck warm air from engine bay for winter, replace with factory airbox in summer.

- Vinyl wrap the hood and scoop - either 3M Di-NOC carbon fiber, or just matte black.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 14:02

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Psssht, why spend $15K on a fucked up STi when you can pay $15K for a cracked out E30 (NOT an M3) instead?

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/4682891032…

Tohru > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 09/26/2014 at 14:10

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Just the stuff he's put prices on totals $12,700. Since Wisconsin doesn't require emissions where I live, I could get it for $13k?

RED FLAGS FOR DAYS

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 14:19

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Ha, yes. Good luck recovering 100% of the cost of whatever cracked out upgrades you made to a car because YOU thought they were cool. Like that wannabe E46 M3 bumper...because that's exactly what the E30 was functionally missing to start with.

JGrabowMSt > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 14:23

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Such similar. Very Wow.

Tohru > JGrabowMSt 09/26/2014 at 15:15

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Yeah, I saw that too. What the hell, nobody cross shops an STi and a Neon SXT.

FriskyDingo > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 17:52

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I'd have to spend too much finding stock pieces to replace what the po fucked up.That is if i were somehow crazy enough to buy it in the first place.

akant > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 18:02

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Summer tires? It's Wisconsin bro, summer lasts like a month

Tohru > akant 09/26/2014 at 18:09

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you didn't have to remind me bro

akant > Tohru 09/26/2014 at 19:01

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This will catch those tears

Tohru > akant 09/26/2014 at 19:18

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Tohru 09/27/2014 at 01:29

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Forget the grpahics; those wheels are awful

Tohru > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/27/2014 at 01:31

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The wheels are one of the many crimes that have been committed to this car.

Conan > Tohru 09/27/2014 at 12:08

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That poor car.